Paul Carcasse Bomb,

T-2.6 years.  Be there or else.

What's so wrong?  Paul, 5 words for you:

8 total years WITHOUT YOU.

If this doesn't mean anything to you, then I don't even want to know you. 

Paul you're pulling my leg,

Six cheesecake years??!!  I cannot promise you anything except my companionship, a job and a place to live.  Can you be crazy just this once and leave this hole your digging yourself into?  I fear that as the days go by our chances of fusing become even more unlikely.  This land is waiting for you and it's not China that I'm talking about.  China is only a stepping stone...six years is too much.  Get crazy.  I'm crazy.  Let's go out in blaze and glory. 

Paul get your carcass over here,

I have missed your companionship and I'm tired of waiting for our paths to cross again.  How much longer, you carcasse, will it take for you to see, that your nasty cheesecake belongs to me.  We are PaulBomb, come leave all things to be, and find me.  There is no real history if we are not together.

I crave for Coronets pizza.... 

I crave for salami sandwiches....

Most of all, I crave for cheesecakes.

Someone eat some for me. Someone stop the madness.